stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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