im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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