No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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