Non-Jews are for practice
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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