i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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