Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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