C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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