ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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