how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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