am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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