It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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