**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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