And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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