I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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