just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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