There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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