plz talk dirty to me
i was born a porn star she said
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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