Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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