I accidentally had phone sex last night
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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