HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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