Small penises have feelings too.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My boob is missing a layer of skin
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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