hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
its not stalking. its research.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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