I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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