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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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