I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
