Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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