If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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