I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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