I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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