well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
