There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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