we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
bring money and cleavage
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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