there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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