scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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