He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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