Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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