Non-Jews are for practice
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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