I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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