he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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