What did we do last night that was yellow?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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