and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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