Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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