Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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