singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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