I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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