I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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