OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
These tits shall not be calmed
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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