You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Randomize
