if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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