I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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