Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
