she smelled like a LAN party
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
this will be a night to untag.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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